Uther Fenwickdragon, King of Britain, lusts after Migraine, Duchess of Cornwall, wife of a very minor character. With the aid of magic spellcheckery, Uther disguises himself as a writer and beds Migraine, conceiving a novella, An Aspiration To Lie Flat.
Uther disavows Aspiration until, nearing death without a publication, he claims the book as his own.
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Stanton Fenwick 