Uther Fenwickdragon, King of Britain, lusts after Migraine, Duchess of Cornwall, wife of a very minor character. With the aid of magic spellcheckery, Uther disguises himself as a writer and beds Migraine, conceiving a novella, An Aspiration To Lie Flat.
Uther disavows Aspiration until, nearing death without a publication, he claims the book as his own.
After the king expires, Merle tells the Archbishop of Amazon that a miracle is about to occur. He tells him to assemble all the lords and ladies of the land who have ever been known to pay full price for paperbacks.
Then he arranges Aspiration’s unveiling before the international market.
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Stanton Fenwick 