What I Want From Fiction

I want different things from fiction than the market currently provides, at least in any great abundance.

For example, I don’t enjoy atmospherics. I especially dislike long passages describing a place everyone is already vaguely familiar with (even more so when the process is used by the author solely to demonstrate verbal wizardry.)

Though it is not recent, take this passage from Brideshead Revisited:

“Oxford, in those days, was still a city of aquatint. In her spacious and quiet streets men walked and spoke as they had done in Newman’s day; her autumnal mists, her grey springtime, and the rare glory of her summer days—such as that day—when the chestnut was in flower and the bells rang out high and clear over her gables and cupolas, exhaled the soft vapours of a thousand years of learning.”
Evelyn Waugh

That is beautiful, highly evocative writing. It is much better than anything I can produce.

But it bores me when books go on and on that way.

(Also, please note that I’m passing up an easy ‘soft vapours’ joke about Waugh’s prose in an effort to seem mature. It is a moment of personal growth.)

What about emotional depth and backstory?

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At Home With The Artiste

There is no better proof that too few people are writing comedic books than the fact that my book belongs to no available category on any website that demands genre classification.

When you explore the comedy category of Amazon, you delve into the low-brow end of the comedic spectrum. It is a corner of the market where jokes about burps are right at home.

It is not a place for my book.

For the past day or two, the top paid advertisement on An Aspiration To Lie Flat’s Amazon listing has been for a book entitled A Comprehensive History of the American Lawyer’s Positive Impact on Society, in which every page is blank.

How droll.

I’m trying not to feel hurt that Amazon thinks readers considering An Aspiration To Lie Flat might prefer a book with blank pages.

I can’t lie, though. It stings.

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