FAQ

What was your childhood like?

I grew up in a very remote place, with a lot of bigger siblings. My childhood was not ideal. I suffered terribly from the cold, because I did not have fur like the others.

What sort of person are you?

Do you seriously need me to answer that question?

Where do you live?

At home.

Why did you start writing?

I sought to switch careers to something respectable I could do in bed for money. Becoming an author was as close as I could get..

What do you like to read?

Web forums.

What do you want the world to know about your books?

Where they are for sale. That’s on Amazon, by the way. Look for me…

(Interrupting) What is your favorite color?

I’m an artiste. That question is beneath me.

Are you always this difficult?

Was that a prepared question?

…Yes.

Maybe I’m just being defensive.

What is your endgame?

Total silent domination of an unpopular niche. And to outsell Julius Caesar. He still sells about 50,000 books per year.

How’s it going?

The omens are looking good for the Romans.